I’ve heard tales from the deck About the Captain on high His hands bleed from hoisting The main sail to the sky. He keeps this ship moving, leading the way. we all get our fill before he makes his plate. He stays up all night, alone in his cabin Plotting the course for the next day’s journey. I wish I could say that they were right But this captain’s sailing His last voyage. It’s a race to see what will drown me first.