I brought a nice girl over, you see
Multi this and that but not for me

It made you cringe at the slightest thought
Another look from me you outright sought

Embarrassed was I to look at you
Without that look you already knew

Why this nice girl was in my bed
Not nice words you would have said

We toss and turn, no not you and I
But that thought constantly crossed your mind

How far did I get and how stupid I am
You’re my Shepard and me the lamb

My tongue did not go where you thought it did
The bathroom I did go, my five minute bid

That should have been your sign for you to know
My lips did not cross and my fingers didn’t go

Please forgive me love, I really am sorry for this
For Shallow is my middle name.