There above his shiny baldy head,
a long and winding comb-over,
is it white, orange or red?
A cap is perched with Krazy Glue
to keep it in its place,
or is it there to keep his head
from floating into space?
He spews blither blather
and trumpets nonsense
to wild applause
and cheer
at a raucous party
where tea is spiked
with fear