We have a cat
He’s a ******* and a ****
I’ll give you that.

We have a cat
He reminds me of a loose woman
He leaves all day and then again late at night.

We have a cat
My stepbrother bought him an ace little collar
Sometimes he comes home without it on.

We have a cat
He goes out and shags all the neighborhood *****’s
Half of them are up the duff by him I bet.

We have a cat
We don’t treat him too well
So he runs away from us.

We have a cat
His life with the neighbors is far better
He’d bite your arm off to be there instead of here.

We have a cat
I know how he feels
I bit my arm off to be with the neighbors instead of you.

We have a cat
He and I are quite the same
I follow out on his paws when he leaves.

We have a cat
You killed the cat
Now **** me too.