'Different hooves leave different prints sometimes even we have to change shoes! Now, don't get me wrong I'm not here to change your perception, I know I can't argue with your strong and undeniable logic.
I'm just a regular unicorn whom caught a cold, surely I must be growing old! Don't be sad, neither of us take a conscious decision to do so Just hop on my back and let's ride the endless rainbow, show the world we take pride in our rare ability to escape the disability of a mind tethered to reality.'