"Get your head into the clouds! It's the 25th century! We don't live in the stone age!" -The Dystopia Daily.
"The media turned me gay!" -The media.
"Let's away..." -Mr. ***** joke.
"My season in hell wasn't quite so festive." -Rheumatoid Arthritis Rimbaud.
"They've eradicated anticulture, tossed it away like a fistful of dead roses." -Guy Fawkes.
"The imperfectly perfect subgenres are becoming very popular..." -the sad informist.
"Well, it's just that when everyone is the same, that's my chance to be different. Scrooge was on to something." -The Narcissist.
"Persistence can change failure into extraordinary achievement." -Matt Biondi