Talking to you is
like pulling out teeth.
Root by root making me
want to punch yours out.

I need a shot of gas
just to stand your face.
'Least I could laugh at
your ridiculous remarks.

You're deeper than the ocean,
you say, but I know the score.
More shallow than the lightest
puddle is far more accurate.

Why must you be so smug?
Why can't you just be nice?
Is it so hard to be humble?
Do you gotta be such a ****?

Maybe it's just something in you,
something in that brain that
makes you have to act superior,
but you won't get any pity for me.

A bully is a bully, and that's
you to a T. You're self-absorbed,
self-loving, and just plain selfish.
A guy like you won't make it far in life.

If you don't change your evil ways,
one day someone's going to put you
in your rightful place. So maybe
try a little kindness sometime, eh?