I can’t be an artist, because I am impatient. I’m too impatient for this paint to dry. I couldn’t hold off writing these words. Too lazy to open a new document, and still too careful to leave marks of cheap water colors on the back side of the last insignificant, anonymous sketch. I can be an artist, because purple people aren’t real. They exist merely in my mind. My mind may not be tangible, and cannot be put into words, but clearly it’s buried in my skull, somewhere.