Being drunk is not cute
Drunk texting is not cute
Vomiting is not cute
Waking up next to a homeless man you were cuddling behind a bush in order to keep warm is not cute
Homeless men are not cute
Stealing a stranger’s phone so you can sneak away to the bathroom and take a picture of your ****
Is not cute
Drunk *** is not cute
But it is awesome
Crying after drunk *** is not cute
Crying during drunk *** is not cute
Crying is not cute
Despite whatever I have set myself to believe
I am not cute when I am drunk
I’m not even cute when I’m sober
And when I find myself
With head hanging halfway into a gutter
While leaning out of the passenger seat of my car
Looking at the chunks of red-orange
Sour and burning
I know it is just my body
Trying to rebuke my ***** mouth
That’s what my mouth looks like
When I say the things I do
And it is definitely
Not cute