What if you woke up tomorrow
And find that it’s today
Well no this day, today, per say
But find it’s yesterday?

Go to the fridge to get an orange
And find there are still four
You swore you ate one yesterday
But shrug and shut the door

You turn to go back up to bed
Hand firmly on your mug
But the minute that you turn around
The dog ***** on the rug

This isn’t just bad de-ja-vu
Or a dream you just walked in
This is just like Groundhog’s Day
Everywhere you go, you’ve been

You suddenly come to realize
As you bend to clean the floor
The dog shat same place yesterday
Just right behind the door

Now I know just what you’re thinking
And I’m telling you it’s true
Just wait around and then you’ll see
It will happen too, to you

I could go on about this day
But I think I’ve filled your cup
So when you wake up on that morning
Don’t even bother to get up.