"Well, Mr Roberts, what's the problem?"
"Me guts is bad again, Doc."
So here we go again
"Right, let's have a look, then...
Does that hurt?"
"Nope."
"That?"
"Nah."
"There?"
"****!...... A bit."
"Hmmmm.....nothing obvious. Still...."
Blood tests....
If there's any left
Hospitals....
Which ****** one this time?
Wythenshawe.....Mr McDonald
Who's he?
Oh ****
It's the surgeon from the last op
"Just to be on the safe side."
Now where have I heard that before?

                                            By Phil Roberts