Salad, tossed face embossed got no floss chewin at all cost Laying in the moss you know the forest but I ain’t no Gump Or Trump tryin to destroy us filled with joyous boisterousness Enjoy coitus with a moist ***** tied your *** to my truck hitch Drag ya through the ditch, aint actin rich once I shot a snitch Squealing like a stuck pig hooked him with a sturgeon rig Took him to the reservation dig left him pining like a twig We all danced a jig around the camp fire pulled out some plyers Did my impression of Michael Meyers I started stabbing fools With shiny dental tools took them all to school, then proceeded to break the rules Splashed their face with jewels that others refer to as stool Slapped them with my ****, until they were covered in it Peanuts gleaming in the night, asked them if they wanted to fight Told my little dog to bite, lit out til I was outta site Alright –