Though I wear no crown of decadent jewels pressed down around my brow, It can be said that I am beautiful. Needing no assistance from a mask of make-up and every hair doing as it pleases, I am told that I am beautiful. Without the burden of corsets, push-ups and garters; no cocktail dress draping my shoulders, I look in the mirror and am satisfied. I wear blue jeans, t-shirts and tank tops; tennis shoes, flip-flops and high-tops, And still my legs are long and lean; my shape curvy and full. And while I walk by, a southern sway in my step, you know you take more than a cursory glance. I have attitude, and bluntness inherited from my line of honest folk. I am country. I am bold. I am ruthless. I am simple in the way that diamonds are simply compressed carbon. I am beautiful in the way that only a southern girl can be. I am a huntress with my 243 across my lap in a camo blind. I am an actress as I smile and say “Bless your heart.” I am a lover if there ever was one. I am a fighter when the chips are down. I am my father’s nightmare and my mother’s dream. See me with my mut from the pound that’s better trained than your frou-frou, AKC registered pom-poo. Join me as I sing the hymns my granny sang with the same tone and inflection. I am educated with my poor country grammar I use only to spite those who think I’m ignorant. I know more about tracking a blood trail than I do about propriety, But I’m studied in the art of being couth. My southern charm is mixed with brazen straight forwardness. I am proud. I am American. I am beautiful.