One day while taking a dump I considered a President Trump My *** got so light I could not see the light Then suddenly shat out a stump Speech that was of my own Something internally grown A speech for mankind That would give piece of mind And I went running right out of my home Into the street… oh no a big truck! And wouldn’t you just guess my luck I wasn’t quite dead But the hit on my head Turned my stump speech on Trump into junk You can imagine my sadness and shame For the country I took all the blame Could have saved the day If I had looked both the ways And now things will stay just the same –