I lack enthusiasm
sincerity
honesty
generosity
and impartiality
I like sleeping all day
and being up all night
getting drunk
kissing strangers
and getting a take away on the way home
I wish I had the qualities
that you possessed
like confidence
sprightliness
and the ability to get dressed
I feel a thousand pains
all pouring down the same drain
cold
aloof
and vain
Take me to another place
where I don't annihilate
my brain
my body
and my face