My little nut is no ordinary nut She's small like a nut She's starting to sprout She's so eager to reach the clouds But with her roots firmly in the ground When people see my little nut, they say "Isn't she beautiful, isn't she bright?! Are you sure she didn't fall from a different tree?!" My little nut skips My little nut makes me skip My little nut makes my heart skip My little nut calls me a poo head And I poo on my own head And I'm made of poo But she doesn't mean it It's just coz she's a little nut My little Hazel nut xxxx