I wish I had the money To buy myself a yacht. I wouldn’t spend it that way But would love what I bought. I’d have a huge party With every friend I know And let it go on and on For about a week or so.
And, gifts to everybody Who was ever kind to me. Just something thoughtful To give them gratefully. I’d pick things out carefully And wrap them up nice And in some cases I’m sure I’d do it at least twice.
I’d rent a fancy house That overlooked the beach With kayaks and hammocks All within everyone’s reach. And I would hire a caterer To make delicious foods So nobody would hunger No matter what their mood.
And I would hire musicians To play on regular intervals. Maybe local songwriters And super talented minstrels. And I would wear my finest Most beautiful things I’ve got. That’s what I would do if I could buy myself a yacht.