The day they married marked the end of an era But the beginning of something better They were more in love then anyone could be Until a girl with bigger **** came his way And a man who didn't leave his towels on the floor came hers And so they did what a lustful couple will do They ****** someone other than their significant lover And they thought they had pulled a fast one of each other But the truth is much worse For both woman The wife The one-night mistress Glowed the way a pregnant woman should And when the honeymoon was over The dilemma was clear There were two kids to feed that weren't even truly theirs And a guilty conscious for them both And that,my friends,was their downfall