Contemptuous of his home beyond The village and the village pond, A large-souled Frog who spurned each byeway, Hopped along the imperial highway.
Nor grunting pig nor barking dog Could disconcert so great a frog. The morning dew was lingering yet His sides to cool, his tongue to wet; The night dew when the night should come A travelled frog would send him home.
Not so, alas! the wayside grass Sees him no more:--not so, alas!
A broadwheeled waggon unawares Ran him down, his joys, his cares. From dying choke one feeble croak The Frog's perpetual silence broke: "Ye buoyant Frogs, ye great and small, Even I am mortal after all. My road to Fame turns out a wry way: I perish on this hideous highway,- Oh for my old familiar byeway!"
The choking Frog sobbed and was gone: The waggoner strode whistling on.
Unconscious of the carnage done, Whistling that waggoner strode on, Whistling (it may have happened so) "A Froggy would a-wooing go:" A hypothetic frog trolled he Obtuse to a reality.
O rich and poor, O great and small, Such oversights beset us all: The mangled frog abides incog, The uninteresting actual frog; The hypothetic frog alone Is the one frog we dwell upon.