<i> What is that on my doorstep?
Not another box from Amazon
What the hell is going on?
I know that it isn’t mine
What has she bought again this time?
How much more can she spend?
It’s her money she earns a good plenty
Then why do I consider Amazon the enemy?
She would rather search Amazon than talk to me
She must have Amazon dreams when she sleeps
When I look at the bank records on line
I see Amazon charges almost two at a time
I lack the courage to total up the charges
In the end I guess things could be worse
That **** internet feels like a curse
My wife is an Amazon ******
Her Apple laptop is the devils domain
She spends  more time purchasing crap we don't need
It's really hard to prevent her from  buying
She has Amazon Prime and delivery is free
She downloads  e-books to read on her Kindle
I wish I had the courage to add up all the sales
I am to afraid to even take a guess at a total
So I just shut up and watch the History Channel
Dinner looks like it's on me again
Take out has proven to be my best friend