The poor letter "f" is used so lewdly
Next time it wants to trip off your tongue so rudely
Challenge yourself to choose more crudely

Try Oh, fantastic; Oh, fabulous,  or maybe
Frolic you   or Finesse me
What of fudge, fruitjuice or flapjacks

There is a fanfare of flavor
There is a flutter to savor
There is a flame from a lover

There's felicity , freedom and fortune
Not to mention: faith , family and fun
All doled out in flawless portion

So the next time you feel the urge
To throw out an "F" bomb ; please purge
Don't forget to be flamboyant
Find a flair and be radiant

You will feel more friendly faces
Forever in your familiar spaces
Waiting for your fragrant graces