The old town, Oesophagus of Main Street, I am swallowed down, And for it, my chosen ode, Let's do the time warp again, The yellow paint eroding, Peeling right off the courthouse walls; Cobwebs cover the judge's gaval Because there are no killers standing in the halls, The trials just concern unpaid bills and tickets, Because it is such a fine, lovely village, Without any crime, trouble or pillage, Tuesdays on Main Street - Hear the pins drop Or just listen to the sound of the crickets.