First, don’t go to any of your lectures. Drink yourself half-to-death, hope to fall into a coma. Have fun while you do this.
Make it so bad that the friend who was once your drug dealer expresses concern for your health. Step two:
Don’t study either, procrastinate, find sick notes, push back the date for the inevitable until there’s one day left and the workload might **** you.
Finally, step three; stand on the steps outside the exam hall, smoking, have your dad call you explaining the death of a good friend’s father.
Use your last ten minutes to ring old friends who need to know. Pass on the message, blank, leave the exam after twenty minutes, cry in the bathroom and go.