I once found a unicorn horn But my peers only met me with scorn I made such a wish Turned into a fish And swan for the sea until morn
I took the horn and held it up high Said a prayer to the lord of the sky Thunder did clap And I fell into a trap That cost me my left arm and one eye
I cast the horn off a cliff Into a vast cavernous rift It bounced right back up Broke my best cup Which was going to cause me a tiff
See, my wife had just bought me that glass And now she would kick my whole *** First with a boot Just like in Beirut Where they stomp you for not wearing a sash
I have fallen right off of the point Probably from smoking that joint This was about a fine horn From a unicorn born By the oil which was once used to anoint
a religious twist enters the plot some of you like that a lot but it was just a trick like a bordered **** pic as I turn the piece back to green ***
see I grow for the boys and girls in a field on top of the world vast fields of **** are all that I need to keep all my drawstrings unfurled
but a unicorn has no need of strings or any such silly ole things with a magical neigh he just sauntered away so I’ll end this song just as it sings