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Mar 2016
Shopping for a new winter jacket,

$250,

**** it,

Take it up to the register,

That'll be $150,

I go:

I'm Sorry...?

Yes everything's an additional 40% off, Sir.

I go:

....Oh, you're sorry.
Mr Buddy
Written by
Mr Buddy  Lake Minnetonka
(Lake Minnetonka)   
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