She looked quite elegant As her fingers danced across the key She surfed the Internet like a beach boy Was she trying to get free She looked up foreign holidays And used google earth a lot Lost in world of cyber dreams Not happy with her lot Yet as I sat there watching her Like so many nights before I loved her still after twenty years Yet she always searched for more So I sat there lovingly staring While she got lost in her cyber dream Thinking to myself how beautiful she looked By the light of her computer screen So I thought if you can,t beat them join them and I moved into the spare bed I bought myself a laptop And began to surf the web I added her on facebook Under a false name I knew the things she wanted So I began to play the game I told her things she longed for I tried to set her free But deep down all I wanted Was for her to fall for me I wanted back the dream From twenty years ago The only way to get it Was to be someone she did,nt know So to win back my wife To share her cyber dream I sit in the spare room By the faded light of my computer screen