I want to be a politician I want to be a politician. Want to run for president. I will tell you all kinds of thing. Like how I'm going to give you free things. Like a iphone or even your own car. Give you money so you don't have to work. Food stamps for free, even a full gas tank. I want to be a politician will you vote for me? I make it where you work for 5 hrs and get paid for ten. A new home for everyone. Free heat to keep warm. I want to be that political. But of course you know I'm lying just like them all.