I think about all
The stupid things
You've said to me,
And one of my favourite
Little stupidities
Is the one about the limo.
There was a contest
And the winner would
Win a limo ride.
I joked,
I asked if you had won.
You hadn't.
But you told me
That if you had won,
You would have made me ride
In the limo with you,
Just to embarrass me.

I wish you would have won.