Being blonde is overrated,
but I dye my hair anyways.
Dark eyeliner transforms girls into racoons,
but I pencil it on everyday.
A big chest is a man's dream,
but my booty makes up for it.
Scarves should only be worn during winter,
but I sport them year round.
Nail polish is a girl's best friend,
but we have a love/hate relationship.
Thongs are the sexiest undergarments,
but boy shorts are so much more comfortable.
It is a fashion sin to wear black and blue together,
but those colors shouldn't only signify bruises.
Wearing heels all the time means you're a skank,
Guess I'm the biggest skank of all then.
Who cares what is in or out?
Break the norms
And just be you
Because I am me, and that's all I ever want to be.