My destination is the x on the treasure map I must rush my feet Or else someone claim it before me I'm lost behind ruthless people They won't let me pass My hands moisten from nervousness But I will not have warm awkwardness My body tightens and my thighs burn Let me through barbarian This will not be the day For today they shall speak of my odyssey Because I finally got first dibs The x becomes my sanctuary More or less a grand throne The stress is released while I reach I am left empty handed Without any TP