RIP,,, Obadiah.
here lies the body of Obadiah grey
choked on a bowl of soup they say
bought from Tesco’s last tuesday
fifty nine pence beef consommé,
Obadiah Obadiah Obadiah grey,
sure don’t smell a sweet bouquet,
here lies the body of Obadiah grey,
departed life yesterday,
ate too much of the free buffet
silly twat now has to pay,
Obadiah Obadiah Obadiah grey,
already started to decay................YAY!!!
We bunged up his holes
n buried him deep;
because the fucker's dead now
and began to seep.