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Why was Pavlov so well groomed?

1) It puts the peanut butter on its *****

2) Finna meat sum *******

3) Classical conditioner

4) Pavlov ain't russian in the bathroom

5) He would never steak his reputation upon his looks

6) He met his husband on meatgrindr

7) His creepy uncle

8) Pavlov rools dogs drool

9) He was tired of being confused with Sylvia Plath

10) He needed all the leverage he could get on Skinner

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darbi-howe
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Feb 1, 2016
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