Feeling important--
That feeling you get when you
look at pictures of your not-husband
with his family who don't know
you exist.

Feeling inspired--
Watching videos of people doing things
I'll never have enough motivation
to achieve.

Feeling enlightened--
My cat is cuddling me the more I stay in bed
and don't do anything,
while everyone I know thinks
I'm a successful busy body.

Feeling empowered--
That feeling you get when you
can see the workplace political web weaving itself
into knots, only because people
don't give a **** enough to not tell you.

Feeling loved--
So many people are asking for my company
now, which makes it easier to give people
just enough time to have a taste,
but not quite enough time to
actually swallow me.

Feeling fulfilled--
That moment when you realize
nothing you do matters,
so why not get obliterated to
Justin Bieber?