Listen to me when I'm talking to you
2. Eat what I make for you even though it might taste like ****
3. Don't curse unless you absolutely have to
4. Defend yourself when the stupid little boy on the playground picks on your outfit that you picked out all by yourself this morning
5. Have the biggest imagination possible but not to big or else you won't be taken seriously
6. Jam out to mommy's music in the car even if you don't like it
7. DO NOT ASK MOM FOR AN ANIMAL because she will take you to the pet store and she will buy everything
8. Don't believe everything a magic eight ball tells you
9. I will get you a phone when I decide to so stop asking
10. Brush your teeth after every meal
11. If your looking for Mr. Right you might have to turn left
12. Don't be afraid to ask questions
13. Express yourself in every way possible and don't give a **** what people think
14. Don't bleach your whole head more then Four times in one sitting just because it's not turning "blonde enough"
15. Buy push up bras if it makes you feel pretty not for some ****** bag who likes em big
16. Go bra less once in your life
17. Always do your homework
18. Only study if you have to
19. Ask me for something you know I'll never say yes to just so you can learn what the word no means.
20. Don't get a dream catcher to catch the bad dreams because they will still happen, get a dream catcher because it looks cool
21. Write all your feelings down on paper
22. Always think before you speak
23. listening and hearing are two different things