There once was a time
Where you could drive
Over anything
At anytime

Then stood 5 guys
With their trucks
And all they had to do
Was run over the most bucks

As the race started
All the trucks farted.
Then they drove
Right into the grove
Yelling "Hillbilly Killtime!"

It was all wierd
Yet crazy fun
Until a guy drove
Right into dung

And there he was
A sitting duck
Stuck in his truck
With nothin but some beer

So while he sat
In his truck
That was stuck.
He drunk his beer
While he can watch and hear
His brother chasing a deer,
Eventually doin a cartwheel.
But then his truck
Did a twirlie
So he died
Without a feeling

The guy in his truck
Watched his brother die,
Then,
Without a deer
He took another sip of beer!

Then he watched his friend Liger
Getting chased by a tiger
Eventually getting eaten.

Then came Steven,
The quiet one,
Who died quickly
By a lion

Then there was Bill
Who just got killed
By blowin up his truck
Doin a dunk

Last came Jerry,
As light as a fairy,
Who got his **** kicked and killed
By a deer named Berry.

Back to the guy
Stuck in his truck.
He just found out
What saved his buck.
It was the thing that got him stuck.

Who could think
A piece of stink
Just saved your ****?

Then he found out
That his truck
Didn't get stuck
On a piece of crap.
He actually landed
On the railroad tracks!

He heard the choo-choo
And knew he was *******.
The beer was gone,
So that left one thing to do.
So then he pulled out
A MOUNTAIN DEW!

Then he died.