Being your #10 is not where I want to be,
#1 should start with me.

#9 is just as bad,
Being here is really sad.

#8 isn't all that grand,
I should be #1 hand in hand.

#7 is just a shame,
To be placed right here is really lame.

#6 isn't all that great,
Being your #1 should be my fate.

#5 is just a joke,
This should be reserved for other folk.

#4 isn't fun,
Where I belong is #1.

#3 is nothing new,
But I should be #1 to you.

#2 is almost there,
But to still be here isn't fair.

#1 is where your woman should be,
If I'm not here,  she's not me.