The first two lines are from Richard MacDougall's poem
You want to make it round the bend
That's one more turn toward the end
You want to climb to the other side
That's when you forgot a guide
You want to swim the ocean strong
That's how you ended up in Hong Kong
You want to fly among heavenly stars
That's why you crashed into Mars
You want to be someone great
Thats when you realized the tax rate
You can't do anything cause you suck
so don't even try you schmuck