Drunk Alone Burning Fries In A Toaster Oven When You Hear Your Smoke Detector For The First Time. by Ray Suarez

Dec 2015

Drunk Alone Burning Fries In A Toaster Oven When You Hear Your Smoke Detector For The First Time.

Just knock that
Screaming
Hunk of ****
Off the wall
With a broom.
Rip out the battery.
Hope the landlord doesn't
Knock on your door.
Open another beer.
It's the
Least
Of your troubles
Anyways.

Written by

Ray Suarez San Pedro, CA

(San Pedro, CA)

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