That stupid hat.

I can't believe I brought it.
What am I, 12?

But I have to thank that stupid hat,
it brought me to you.

I really don't get it, honestly
How could you even stand to be around me?
But all in good time, you've made me understand
That this is going all according to plan.

You liked me, he loved me, he hated me, and I was ...
CONFUSED.

Should I blame you?
No.
Am I blaming you?
Yeah.

If it weren't for you I'd still have that **** hat.