-Am I okay?
-No , you are not.
-Am I hesitant?
-No, not at all.
-Am I self-obsessed?
-Maybe, a little.
-Am I oversweet?
-I'd say - bitter.
-Am I perplexed,overwhelmed, dazed or ... am I pure rage, capsuled?
-Truth is that you are just great and absurd.