Don’t stray from sidewalks, Cuz the grass doesn’t Slap the bottom Of your flats with The same firmness Of paved furnace Baking in an august Heat, Your feet might get wet If you step off the curb Because it rained This morning, And the good lord’s word Said don’t stray from The path of the righteous And its hard to be righteous With wet socks, Don’t block the flow Of people, keep walking Or they’ll get really ****** And start talking **** About how if you Don’t walk faster They’ll give you a kick Swift to the *** If it’ll make you go quick, And you better stick to The paved sidewalk, No stepping off To let them pass, Keep with the flow And keep their pace And hope you’ll Go someplace Where all the Conformity makes You feel good About yourself.