the men in their shiny arsed suits gather close to the door inhale the incense, the mothball aroma of their neighbour’s Sunday best endure the droning of the priest, who denounces the idleness of men the sinfulness of women they feel ferocious thirsts building their minds have wandered to the pub where the publican is pulling pints of porter letting them stand, almost full, on the bar foaming, settling, forming voluptuous heads waiting for the appreciative lips, mouths, tongues of the restless church bound men. one breaks ranks, sidles out the door the others look sheepishly at each other and sidle, dribble across the road to slake their thirsts knowing that they have, barely, done their duty for the week they can, with an almost clear conscience drown their sins in the landlord’s best beer.