He found her hiding In the cities cowers And thought to befriend her By offering a carrot
She wouldn’t take it But she couldn’t leave it Her eyes Droopy half moons Darting between him And his offering The Scylla And the Charybdis Knowing that if She didn't starve to death This fox would eat her.
But the fox was a Magnus He knew her pain A Pea - hard as tuppence ha'penny Under twenty mattresses And appealed to her sensitivity. He too had been alone - His rhombic truths And scared - A slant on the straight and narrow And when it was time to leave He asked her to dine with him In his burrow.
But still she hesitated So he scuttled away Leaving her to follow And apologize For having vexed him so. If he had wanted to **** her He would have done so already And she was very hungry.
So they talked of books Peter Rabbit And the Velveteen Rabbit As he sharpened his knives To dice potatoes And chop carrots. They were going to have A German dish -Hasenpfeffer.
-What does that mean She asked Sniffing the broth. - Rabbit stew He whispered. And then he bit her Hard And held her Until she stopped struggling. *He really did love rabbit.