The Royal Ass

The king had a terrific ass, The ass ran a race & won it! The media glorified it and put, 'The King's Ass Won The Race!' The king felt embarrassed, He gave his ass to the queen. The media again hyped it and put, 'A Royal Exchange: The Queen Has The Best Ass In The Kingdom!' The royal family felt frustrated & flustered, They decided to do away with the ass now. The Queen's Ass, which earlier was the King's Ass was abandoned in the forest, The royalty felt at ease now. But the media hyped it too! THE ROYAL ASS GOES WILD!!!

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Atul

35 / M / Indian

Published: Dec 9, 2015
LinesWords: 21103

Notes: Inspired from a Whatscrap joke I received.

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read:
'KING's ASS WON'

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted....

Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs100.

Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR Rs100"
The queen fainted...

The next day king ordered the queen
to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.

The Next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!

This was Indian media in Britain, you know better.

My HP Poem #932
©Atul Kaushal
Tags: #media #indian #light #hearted #comedy #pun #british #ass #royalty

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