I am pretty sure I should have been born a bug These eyes have never been good for believing But these hands Stretch out like antennae And will hold heartbeats till people make sense
I have never met a lap that didn’t look comfy Or shoulders too bony to rest my head on I have never met a bear That I didn’t want to hug me
I am so much one man sized Invasion of privacy That I hand out **** whistles on first dates Not that I’d **** anybody I just need a painful reminder Of appropriate distance Even though Distance is painful
I mean I get lonely sometimes And if you invite me to bed And don’t ask me for *** I will skip straight to the cuddles Till we sweat salty *** puddles
I mean Goosebumps is the human kinda Braille For hold me I know that Because I can read your skin with my fingertips Every chill Every pock mark And scar Has a translation
And If I were a louse Or a flea Or a lone cricket Chirping cuddle-bug morse code In the silence of your naptime I’d take the time To translate the language of your body