The midway queen And her glossy posse Flutter in formation Up and down the B-29s and the AN-24s; On the prowl and on a mission To drop the bomb on Bobby As they swoop past his snow cone cart.
They call themselves the Wing Women. They call themselves the Tail Gunners. They call themselves the Shotgun Girls, And there’s powder residue in their curls.
Tail Gunners haunt the midway strip at twilight, Feasting on the fiddle music And old time pedal steel That haunt a country boy’s heart.
But the sun has already checked out, Along with Bobby and his shop pals-- Slipped off in granddad’s Cadillac With a jug of John Henry And a bag of M-80’s Billy brought down from Decatur.
They’ve headed for the low country; Toward the clinking of green glass, The hollering of the swamp hounds, And the flannel sheet warmth of the river folks.
Back on the midway, Shotgun Girls peel off one by one Like petals from a flower, Pedaling back to rose scented spreads Garnished with chlorinated pools and garden parties.
But the midway queen pilots on; Around the Stewart’s root beer stand, Through a cloud of Blazing Swine smoke, Past the kind-eyed ice cream lady, And into the seedy underbelly Where clown grins lurk behind balloon tosses And rebel flag trailer curtains lace the landscape.
Understanding her defeat, The midway queen retreats To her own suburban sprawl, Places her crown on the dresser, And gazes through open windows Into her Georgia sky, Wondering what it’s like to be a constellation-- Wondering if constellations come up with five-year plans-- Wondering if she should do the same.
The midway queen quivers In her new found old time way, And drifts off into a glassy sea Of crackling Tammy Wynette records And broken heart banquets.