I mean, a mere bite of her lip, stroke of the hair or flick of her hip sends fire around my body criminalises my mind and throws me outside, to look pressed nose against the glass, breath blurring up the window, and my view of her ***.
Yep, I think I might be a pervert.
Aren't you? I mean when it's hot, don't you get thirsty from sitting beside the fountain? Course you do, we're all perverts, even those baldy monks up on some breast-like mountain.