That cowgirl won’t go Won’t ride Won’t die Sittin’ on the pisspot in a one horse town Salient sista, she sees them cowpokes And they do their damndest to draw her attention Oh, she’s seen chairs thrown, barfights break out And the piano man run away Sometimes they shoot the others down All for the chance to pay two dollars To lay with the only cowgirl in town She’s the Queen Sheba of the saloon girls ****, loose and fast Motherly and tender, it’s all for the askin Sanctified or sinister, that cowgirl won’t go Won’t ride Won’t die I asked her to marry me Many times before She laughed and said, “Honey, you can’t have me.” In my naïveté I thought I could change her wayward ways Domesticate her like I’d break a young filly All the thoughts of getting off the trail, building a house, Settling down and starting a family. But that cowgirl won’t go Won’t ride Won’t die