1

The race is won not by the fastest
but by the one who is the wisest.

2
None can control the growth of population
'tis due to ubiquitous copulation

3

Note: knowledge does not set you free
the best path is through honesty

4  
      Hurry, hurry, hurry
      today's great malady

5
      In the club your friends were laughing at you
      They whispered 'Stale jokes, nothing ever new'