There's a rainbow in the corner of my window it must be saying something. The clouds are gay! The lakes are gay! The trees are gay! The airplane is gay! The flight attendant is gay! Houses hidden in the hills below look up and wonder if I'm gay too. The sun hiding at the edge of a cloud tells me the ocean's gay didn't we know? She has a fluid sexuality and loses her temper sometimes we call it flooding. The sky declared itself androgynous and changes genders every twelve hours. The sunset is proudly bisexual and displays both pink and blue every evening as it heads to the club and the sky switches genders. The city of San Francisco is gay! and the rainbow disappears.